Sadness is knowing exactly how many days it’s been since last putting figurative pen to paper.
On writing, an aggravating truth about myself is that if I don’t connect within the first one or two sentences with the piece in hand, I give up. No questions asked, no looking back, the delete button on my keyboard is both blessing and bane. So goes the recent history of my attempts at writing for this blog. Writer’s block, laziness, doubt, call it what you must. I’ve been unable and unwilling to commit myself to the process or writing.
Anathema.
I hate to write this as much as I hate to admit to it, but another vexing truth is that I tend to overdo things. Nowhere is that more obvious to readers of this blog than in my previous spate of entries regarding comics and graphic novels. I don’t remember exactly how it all started (though I think the Watchmen was the foundation), but looking back through the clarity of time I see that it didn’t take too long before I was neck-deep in the throes of something that I had gotten far too involved with.
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
Once again, as with so many other mis-perceived, ill-conceived relationships, I had fallen fast and hard. My past is littered with the corpses — yada, yada, yada. Whose isn’t. The problem is that I know this about myself. I know the pattern and I know the signs. And yet, perhaps like any addict, I didn’t care because the excitement overpowered the guard on duty. Whether superheroes or constellations, prose or poetry, girls or boys — the pattern didn’t change. Sadly, neither did my reaction.
As a Catholic having never once visited a confessional, hear this…
I do not like superheroes. I do not like The Dark Knight or The Amazon Princess or The Man of Steel. I do not like poorly written prattle, on the nose dialog, pictures of women’s breasts so engorged and inflated they make me wince in fear of the heart-stopping explosion of popping balloons. In short, my newly-kindled love affair with objects only representative of the youth I feel I’ve lost, is one fraught with the peril of being that guy incapable of growing older. I’m not that guy.
I wish.
Understand that I’m not disparaging readers of graphic texts. Nor am I ruling out reading those graphic novels that reach beyond the typical demographic. Indeed, I cannot wait to delve into works such as Maus, Blankets, Asterious Polyp, as well as many others. Rather, I’m saying that I do not want to be that sad-sack who believes that happiness can be found in the remnants of his particular youth.
I hear the crescendo of the violins of melodrama.
Again, though I’m not walking away from the medium entirely, I am saying that for now I have to return to more traditional texts and genres. I have to put away notions of capes and cowls and costumes — they simply do not speak to me as I had hoped they might. Either that, or I’m discovering that I am no longer capable of hearing what might have said.
That, perhaps, is the saddest thought of all.

I saw this book on the shelf at my local Barnes & Noble. I picked it up (read: ordered it from Amazon) because I thought it might be helpful in my quest to dig into the infrastructure of comics, as it were. Anything that might deepen my understanding of this intriguing medium — this juxtaposition between pictures (art) and words (storytelling) — must be a good thing.
Though comics of the olden ages provided little more than words and pictures that moved in tandem, describing themselves with little added value per panel, this is changing today. Titles such as
With voices of purest longing meant to sooth the passage of souls from life to death, the White Women of Inkworld are women who won’t be ignored. They are spectral, invisible to all but those clinging to that thinnest thread spanning the gulf between the misery of physical existence and the bliss of eternal rest.
His name was Jesus and they say he was dead three days prior to the discovery of his disappearance from the tomb by his home girls, Mary and Martha. Of course, debate still rages around the issue of what exactly was meant by “three days,” but that is outside the scope of my thoughts, for now.
Can the pain of passage be so exquisite as to border on the erotic? And is it the purview and privilege of messiahs and their Women to wander these temporal states?
What can you write about a book with the word “
This tome, bound with exceptionally heavy card stock, was a fun romp through the history of not-insignificant harem of
In other words, our girls are now the women dominating our cultural collective wet dream. Covers became coverlets, and of course, the less we clothe our women, the more we’ll pay to play. You’d be hard pressed to find many (if any) among the target demographic who’d raise a modest hand in protest.
To much fanfare, and certain relief, enters the Green Lantern. Benevolent caretaker, watcher of society, defender of values, this man among men is the iconic great white hope, or green in this case.
Then there is the woman at the center of a love triangle that exists between her (Carol Ferris), Hal Jordan, and the Green Lantern. Hal loves Carol, Carol loves the Green Lantern, and, well, you get the idea. Hal’s morals are such that he will not reveal his true identity to Carol, as doing so could potentially put her in grave danger for knowing too much. Moreover, Hal wants Carol to fall in love with him — the plain old man — as opposed to Green Lantern — the myth and legend, as it were.
The bird of prey, as quick thinking as the man who created him, lures the pterodactyls into a deep, dark cave that he spots high up on the side of a mountain. Unable to resist the power he has over the prehistoric birds, they follow him into and down the rabbit hole. Once inside, the Green Lantern calls upon the power of his ring to cause the rocks around the opening of the cave to fall in landslide, effectively sealing them inside Venus’s womb forever, where they belong.
The denouement is this: the Green Lantern returns to Earth, transforms back into his alter-self Hal Jordan just in time to ask Carol Ferris out on a date. Alas, she turns him down as visions of the Green Lantern dance in her head. She goes home alone and schemes of ways to hook her talons into the one man she really wants, the one man to rock her world, the one man who can truly complete her empty existence.
Symbolically, the threat confronting these men could be seen as the oncoming, inexorable changes about to be permanently visited upon their established way of life. These blond-haired (furred) predators are interlopers, interfering in the ways of men by doing what blonds do best — distract and acquire target, pluck the heartstrings, emasculate and chain him to the nest.
While an adherence to tradition and gender roles once maintained the integrity of our society-at-large, sweeping societal changes ushered in on wings of pterodactyls raining down from the sky, signal an end to the establishment in ways that will continue to reverberate throughout the coming decades.
Hal receives a plea for help via his lantern from a group of early-humanoid creatures on the planet Venus. They are under attack by a wing of marauding pterodactyls intent on ripping the cavemen to shreds. Under normal circumstances, the Green Lantern would easily dispatch this threat with great aplomb. But these are extraordinary circumstances (of course). These particular pterodactyls are yellow, and as such, the Green Lantern’s superpowers are rendered useless against them. As usual, Hal must out-think and outwit his opponent to prove, once again, that good always triumphs over evil.
In the previous decade, as our men and boys were heeding the call of
And then the war was won. But as quickly as those wives, mothers, sisters, and daughters emerged from their homes, they retreated. Warriors returned home from the battle, forcing their women to trade in their freedom and independence for aprons and anonymity bestowed upon the domestic goddess. We couldn’t have done it without you, Rosie, we quip, with a wink and a love-tap on the rear end.
Hal’s literal weakness is due to an impurity within the light spectrum of the green battery, which is the source of his new-found superhuman abilities. Because of this imperfection, the Green Lantern’s powers are rendered useless when confronting a menace of the color yellow. Ironically, it is this impurity that imbues that battery with its particular energies.
The Green Lantern’s is a story of patriarchal power, a deathbed transference of hegemony from master to apprentice.
Though no one would argue Hal’s qualifications, and in spite of his status as a real man’s man, this superhero in the making does indeed have a weakness (as all superheroes must), one that is significant on both a literal and figurative level. And it is this weakness that becomes not only the theme of Hal Jordan’s transformation to Green Lantern, it also becomes symbolic of an issue poised to tear a society apart in mid-century America, or during what is known as
With (quite possibly, though not personally verified) millions of graphic novels to choose from, why I started my journey at the
Reading a book is like discovering treasure, not of money, but of fantastic characters, thrilling plots, moments of ecstasy and heartbreak. I can't just crack open this trove and then slam the lid shut. I need to think about my discovery, write about it, and share my thoughts.